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JAJAH, the most innovative communication company in the world, today announced the ability to make two exact calls, at exactly the same time, to exactly the same person - regardless of where they are, or are not, at the time of the call.

“This is revolutionary. Way bigger than Voice 2.0″ said JAJAH spokesman, Heis Enberg “We are not only talking about connecting two calls at the same time, we are talking about exactly the same

call to exactly the same person. Can you imagine what this could mean to the future of telephony? This would not only allow us to increase network capacity forever, but we also could connect people on multiple dimensions and across time horizons. In theory we could even collect for calls that won’t be made for centuries to come”

When asked how the concept works, Mr Enberg turned to the white board and began explaining the de Broglie hypothesis (using Planck’s constant) as he has been known to do at his now famous dinner parties.

“This is a fundamental shift in thinking and is already being acknowledged as one of the most important scientific breakthroughs since the flux capacitor and the henway” said Alec Saunders, Voice 2.0 enthusiast and CEO of Iotum. “We thought WE were onto something with Talk-Now, wait until Arrington, Malik and Kawasaki get a load at THIS.”

JAJAH is expected to phase in the new technology in upcoming revisions of it’s application. But as Mr Enberg pointed out at the end of the briefing: “perhaps we already have”.